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Skullcrusher Mountain - Jonathon Coulton
This performance has to be the most romantic song ever. It doesn't autostart, so random music doesn't freak you out while you're surfing my page. Don't assert me I'm the only one that finds that annoying.
If you listen to it while you read my post, it'll give the perfect mood.

So my weekend was pretty intense.
My boyfriend and I went to the mall and had an happening. I've decided to split the adventure into two different parts in this post... and here it goes.



Part I: The Transvestite


So we're wandering around the mall, when in a trice Tony stops walking.


I stop too, confused, and wonder what he's probably stepped in that has caused his feet to hang around to the shiny white floor.


"That..that's a guy." He says in almost a half whisper.


"Huh...?"


He points with his eyes in the direction of a lanky looking filly with ash gray hair that waterfalled down her back.


It looked like a girl. But apparently... looks are deceiving.


And that's why I unquestioned, I must confirm that this indeed is a transvestite.


I have nothing against transvestites. In fact, I have a favorite transvestite, Eddie Izzard. Everyone needs a favorite transvestite.



Anywho, I was on the hound. Shopping bags in hand, we were moving quickly in the direction of the girl. Her purple knee highs best the way, we followed the strangely dressed girl. But we followed sneakily. We were being very inconspicuous, trying to not get distracted by the many stores. Sanrio was business my name but I turned away from the bright-pink-hello-kitty...

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